If a woman asks you, ‘Do I look fat in this’, take her right then and there. That is the only appropriate answer.
Body may be nice, but her brain is a mess. She look good, but she ain’t all that. Her behind is fat, but her mind is whack.
I want to move to wherever you are from, grow a beard, get a German Shepard and write novels by the sea.
Maybe I’ll even fall in love with a school teacher and start a family.
Here’s the thing. I live my life a certain way, and that is it.. I like to think that if you put your trust out there, I mean if you really… give people the benefit of the doubt, see their best intentions, that they’re gonna wanna live up to it. You know it doesn’t always workout, clearly. But more often than not, I think that if you do, people will rise to the occasion. I really believe that.
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Ned (Paul Rudd) from Our Idiot Brother
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How do you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies?
stay hungry. stay foolish.
Mike: How did you get over it? I mean, how long did it take you?
Rob: I don’t know, man. Sometimes it still hurts. I don’t know, man. It’s like you wake up every day and it hurts a little less, and then you wake up one day and it doesn’t hurt at all. And it’s like, and this might sound a little weird, but it’s like you almost miss that pain.
Mike: You miss the pain?
Rob: Yeah. For the same reason you miss her… Because you lived with it for so long.
“My mother said to me, ‘If you are a soldier, you will become a General. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.’ Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.” - Pablo Picasso
If we each get on a treadmill right now, one of two things is going to happen… either you’re going to get off first, or I am going to die. Period.
i like my women the same way i like my caffeine…. caffeinated.
