January 2012
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skyrim > beso
was invited to spend nye at beso in the citycenter, but i bought an LED tv, a new xbox, and skyrim. heh.
December 2011
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“I want to move to wherever you are from, grow a beard, get a German Shepard and...”
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my day.
Make snow angels
Go ice skating
Eat tollhouse cookie dough as fast as I can
Snuggle
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just synced tumblr to my flipboard
result: fuckin aye!
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Glitter
I fuckin hate your existence. The only time I can tolerate you is if you are on the young supple breasts of strippers that smell of booze and broken dreams. Stay out of Christmas cards.
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I Jerry Sanduskied my last final.
Too soon?
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“Everyone rubs my pregnant girlfriend’s belly, saying,...”
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