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New Year's resolution:
Never act my age.
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A holiday message from Ricky Gervais: Why I'm an... →
Why don’t you believe in God? I get that question all the time. I always try to give a sensitive, reasoned answer. This is usually awkward, time consuming and pointless. People who believe in God don’t need proof of his existence, and they certainly don’t want evidence to the contrary. They are happy with their belief. They even say things like “it’s true to me” and “it’s faith.” I still give my...
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I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It...
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i like my women the same way i like my caffeine…. caffeinated.
sesquipedality
PRONUNCIATION: (ses-kwi-pi-DAL-i-tee)
MEANING: noun: The practice of using long words.
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first things first i eat yo brains!
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